A Prayer For Tenure Cocktail Candle
Let me get this straight. You’ve spent years conducting research, have been published in numerous scholarly journals, wined, dined, opined and you still haven’t reached tenure? Phew! Sounds like you’ve tried everything but a prayer candle – which wouldn’t be such a bad idea at this point, am I right? Try lighting this candle as a last-ditch effort. If that doesn’t work, rinse with boiling water, fill with scotch and toast to another year as associate professor.
